Take a seat, Gronk. Time and time again, Colts punter Pat McAfee proves that he’s the biggest Bro in the NFL. Need proof? Here, here, here, here, and here. Dude is THE MAN.
Tonight on Twitter, he proves once again why he’s The League’s undisputed Bro King. He pokes some fun at Russell Wilson, who said in a Rolling Stone interview that he was cured by a “miracle water” after a concussion from Clay Matthews:
Another venture is slightly less altruistic. Wilson is an investor in Reliant Recovery Water, a $3-per-bottle concoction with nanobubbles and electrolytes that purportedly helps people recover quickly from workouts and, according to Wilson, injury. He mentions a teammate whose knee healed miraculously, and then he shares his own testimonial.
“I banged my head during the Packers game in the playoffs, and the next day I was fine,” says Wilson. “It was the water.”
Rodgers offers a hasty interjection. “Well, we’re not saying we have real medical proof.”
But Wilson shakes his head, energized by the subject. He speaks with an evangelist’s zeal.
“I know it works.” His eyes brighten. “Soon you’re going to be able to order it straight from Amazon.”
This is pretty LOL to a lot of people in sports. That said, it tees up a perfect joke for our boy Pat:
Just start downing Miracle Water w/ this thing..All day..Erryday "Pat what u doing?" "Tryna get a SuperBowl ring bro" pic.twitter.com/f5WwcuaZpn
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) August 27, 2015
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Point, set, match. I’m sure Jim Irsay will bong a few with you, Pat.