Patriots’ Fans Are Spazzing Out Over The Theory That Gisele Is Trying To Get Tom To Retire

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Patriots fans are still scratching their heads over why Gisele would use the “C” word this week in an interview with Charlie Rose. Her words exactly:

“He has concussions pretty much every…I mean we don’t talk about it,” she told Charlie Rose. “But he has concussions and I don’t really think it’s a healthy thing for your body to go through. You know, that kind of aggression all the time, that cannot be healthy for you. I’m planning on having him be healthy and do a lot of fun things when we’re like 100 I hope.”

Many fans felt the same ‘stay in your lane’ sentiment they felt when she famously called out Wes Welker after the 2012 Super Bowl when he dropped a ball that hit him in the hands and would have extended the drive–“my husband cannot fucking throw and catch the ball at the same time!” she said.

Well, Patriots fans are now fearing that Gisele publicized Brady’s concussion to pressure him into retiring sooner than he’d like. (Brady wants to play until he’s 103). Fans are shook.

https://twitter.com/WongSN590/status/864881098907684864c

Never underestimate the power of the p–woman.

[h/t For The Win]

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