Just What in the Hell is Peter King Cooking Up?
A few guesses:
- Moving dead bodies in barrels
- An hour-long deep-tissue massage
- A stakeout of Brett Favre’s residence
- Filling in as his funk band’s drummer
- Washing his car in your underwear
- ALL THE ABOVE???
If you fit all of King’s criteria, you’d be stupid not to jump at the opportunity. And we’d love to hear all about it.