I’m certainly not one who’s qualified to tell you how to live your life, but if you asked me my two cents, I’d tell you that if you’re going to attempt a backflip in front of thousands of people, make sure you’ve run through a practice round or two. Are the Suns’ dancers on strike or something? I say this because the dude who tried it first wasn’t exactly Simone Biles either. I know they’re winless and an abortion to watch, but you’d think there’s a couple athletes in the Greater Phoenix area who have a vertical leap that allows for you to slide a piece of computer paper under. Not being able to do a backflip as a team dancer is the equivalent of not being able to throw spiral as a quarterback. It’s Dancing 101. All job requirements include clapping your hands, shooting a t-shirt gun, and doing a backflip. Button it up, Phoenix. Actually, don’t. Please don’t. I want this dude in a neck brace by the All Star break.
When you try to turn your life around but quickly realize you don’t have the will power.
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