According To These Stats, EVERYONE In Chicago And Cleveland Were Watching Porn After The Cubs Won
Wednesday was the best night Chicago has seen in 108 years, and one that every citizen of Chicagoland will remember forever. The Cubs won the World Series in extra innings, and right now the entire city is partying like there’s no tomorrow during the parade. For real though, check out this police scanner feed to see how nuts Chicago is right now.
Anyways, the bros over at Pornhub Insights tracked the porn traffic throughout Game 7 of the World Series and it seems like when the game ended everyone in the city of Chicago started watching porn (via PornhubInsights):
A 96% spike in Pornhub traffic from Cleveland after the Indians lost. Every man in the city was having himself a pity wank. Meanwhile, there was a 45% spike in porn from Chicago right after the game ended. Probably a bunch of Chicago Cubs fans all jacked up and trying to rub one out to get their hearts to slow down, but that’s just speculation.
…(h/t Pornhub Insights)…