Pool boys in adult movies always seem to have a cool job. They get to hang out in the sun and put in an honest day’s work before a neglected housewife comes out to offer them lemonade — and sometimes — more.
In reality, the world of pool-cleaning is fraught with all sorts of pitfalls — at least if you have a famous client and wandering fingers.
One such pool boy found out this out the hard way after a job at Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin’s house.
You just lost your job!RT“@mcfarlandrk8: Just cleaned Sumlin’s pool. Saw him on the phone, hopefully with our new DC!”
— Kevin Sumlin (@CoachSumlin) December 30, 2014
God that sucks.
Once again: never tweet. It only ends in heartache.