This Texas Rangers Fan Grabbing His Girl’s Boob On Live TV Is The Hero America Needs Right Now

With one NFL quarterback causing a controversy, another snapping his leg in half, the insanity that is our Presidential race, people like Anthony Weiner and Chris Brown once again acting up, America needs a hero that we can ALL unite behind.

So today I present to you this random Texas Rangers fan who celebrated Rougned Odor hitting a walk-off home run on Tuesday by grabbing his girl’s boob while being interviewed on live television.

Very smooth.

You know what? If this dude were running for President right now I think I would have to vote for him. Let’s make it happen, America. We need a leader that’s unafraid to grab a boob on live TV.