The Redskins Hazed Rookie Kicker Zach Hocker By Giving Him a Horrific Haircut, He Put It On Instagram
Rough hairstyle to walk around town with, looks like he has a fucking beaver pelt placed across the top of his head. What would you even call that atrocity of a hairstyle? It’s like a mohawk did a 180. Either way, going to be a rough few days learning to live with this haircut for Zach Hocker, especially if the vets aren’t allowing him to wear hats. Oh, that would be devious. I hope they did that.
This Hocker guy seems like a Bro. The math is right in our faces. Hot Girls + ‘Merica + Hanging With Your Bros + McConaughey = Bro