Rex Ryan is one odd cat. We’re talking about the dude who proposed to his wife via PHONE, who got a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey (before re-coloring it to a Buffalo Bills jersey), who reportedly has a slimy foot fetish, who named his son after Walton Payton, and who ate dog biscuits to fight animal cruelty. And that’s just the shit we know about. Can’t imagine the skeletons this dude has in his closet, but I hope they are made public so we can bask in the weirdness that is Rex Ryan.
