Supposed human Robert Griffin III joined Instagram today. And what did the Marketing-bot 3000 post? Not, like a normal person, a photo of his wife, or of his dog, or for fuck’s sake even a video of him working out to showcase his dedication to Jay Gruden’s new offense; no. He posted his new logo.
Robert Griffin, I’m now fully convinced, is not a person. He’s an animatronic creation of IMG designed to test endorsement saturation in the modern world.
It’s the only explanation for this behavior. Here. Here’s his new fucking logo, if you give a shit.
[RGIII by USA Today]