The New England Patriots are holding a Super Bowl parade despite copious amounts of snow lining the route. Why? Because no one in their right mind is going to complain about getting soggy shoes in exchange for ringing in a title.
Also, precious few are sober enough to care about the elements.
Rob Gronkowski, as you could probably expect, is not one of these dry souls.
After a good night’s sleep, he’s out there doing classic Gronk things. Like downing beers and catching footballs. And partying his ass off.
Rob Gronkowski caught a football while riding a duck boat http://t.co/YZufppML5l#Patriotspic.twitter.com/RxKMe302Yt
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) February 4, 2015
Gronk being Gronk… pic.twitter.com/LivJtPbRis
— New England Patriots (@Patriots) February 4, 2015
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Gronk and Edelman are actually still wasted from the night of the Super Bowl. Offseason long bender. #Patriots pic.twitter.com/h1YFNfBCiE
— SUPER BOWL! 15-4 (@MattyWinPats) February 4, 2015
And that’s why we love Gronk. When times are good you can find him partying his ass off and catching footballs. When times are bad you can find him partying his ass off and catching footballs. In that way he’s like a rock, a constant. He’s the freaking Desmond Hume of the sporting world, making sure it doesn’t spin off its axis.
You want him out there sloppily housing beers. You need him out there sloppily housing beers.
Thankfully, he’s more than happy to oblige.