Gronk Makes Bon Jovi Cool Again In Highly Entertaining Madden NFL ’17 Spot
Gronk you sunuvabitch you. You can turn the most played out song in human history cool again with your meatstick, neanderthal personality. Gronk, like Marshawn Lynch, claims he hasn’t spent one penny of his signing bonus or NFL contract money. Gronk is currently playing out a 6 year, $54,000,000 contract with the New England Patriots, including a $8,000,000 signing bonus, $12,920,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $9,000,000. The 27-year-old has reportedly only spent the cash he’s made from endorsements–namely Dunkin’ Donuts, BodyArmor, and Nike. In the words of Jay Z, Gronk ain’t a businessman, he’s a business, man.