Rob Gronkowski Talks Super Bowl Fight, Erotic Fan Fiction And More On Hilarious ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ Appearance

by 3 years ago

Rob Gronkowski made a fantastic appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night, despite only getting a couple hours of sleep after celebrating the New England Patriots’ Super Bowl victory.

Gronk was in great spirits and there were several exquisitely funny moments from his appearance. With his dear mother right there, the never shy Gronk made joked about spiking a football in a fan’s derriere for their sexual gratification (Hope the ball is deflated).

That’s so Gronk.

Kimmel asks about the fight at the end of the Super Bowl and Gronkowski replied, “I got pushed or something, and it was the last game of the year, and I was like, ‘Screw it, I’m throwing some haymakers.'”

That’s so Gronk.

Real dick move by Kimmel bringing up a fight that Gronk threw some punches in. Rob is kind enough to appear on his late night show after partying and only getting two hours sleep and Jimmy actually plays the video of him trying to knockout Seahawk players. What if Roger Goodell is compelled to fine Gronk for the incident. Gronkowski begged Goodell for forgiveness and said he can’t get fined because he needs to buy a bigger party bus for his boy Goon.

That’s so Gronk.

Rob read excerpts from the Gronkowski-themed erotic novel, A Gronking to Remember. In a highbrow personal library, Gronk is nestled in his chair with a glass of cognac nearby as the glow of a fireplace sets the tone for a very intellectual reading. However it ends up with Rob reading how he has washboard abs and a hilarious improvised line of “Man I bet you he (Gronk) has the biggest piece I’ve ever seen, actually it doesn’t even say that I just made it up.”

That’s so Gronk.

The Patriots tight end professes that he hasn’t actually read a book since the ninth grade, A Mockingbird to Remember. Kimmel reminded Gronk that he did attend the University of Arizona, to which Gronkowski replied, “Zona is the number one party school, at least we’re number one in something.”

That’s so Gronk.


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