You even lift, bro?
You wouldn’t be able to slide a sheet of paper under my feet if I tried to jump while holding 70-pound dumbbells, never mind jumping almost three and a half feet in the air. That’s like almost four of my flaccid penises. Amazing. But then again, I’m not a projected first-round draft pick who can do things like this:
Shawn, he’s already dead. No need to stomp on his grave.
It looks like Shawn’s training for his senior season at Baylor is progressing, um, decently.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m on my last set on bicep curling these pink weights.