This Soccer Goalie’s Premature Celebration Leads To One Of The Most Bizarre Goals You’ll Ever See

What a perfect microcosm for life, huh? Sometimes you’re the kicker and sometimes you’re the goalie. Sometimes you score a date with your longtime crush only to wake up on the day of the date with a pimple the size of a beach ball. Sometimes you crush 20 beers and wake up feeling fine, and then 3 pm rolls around and your head feels like its being beaten with a meat cleaver. The only thing we know for certain is that sometimes you’re ahead and sometimes you’re behind, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. The road is long, and in the end, we’ll all take turns being the dog and being the fire hydrant.