News isn’t news until ESPN’s First Take says it’s news. It took a few days, but the program finally got around to addressing the New England Patriots hanging out with Justin Bieber earlier this week.
Summing up Stephen A. Smith’s wobbly take on the important situation is a fool’s errand, so I’ll just let the verbose pundit speak for himself.
Uh, what? At no point during that diatribe did I understand what was going on. Watching it was like taking five quick shots of vodka. My brain felt very blurry at the end.
In short, it hurt.
And yet, here we are posting about First Take.
That’s why SAS makes the big (boy) bucks.
[H/T: Sports Grid]