Steve Smith Doesn’t Have A Christmas List, But His Shit List DOES Include Santa Claus

By 12.15.15

Steve Smith Santa Claus last delivery

Steve Smith is infamous for his determined approach on the field, his magical improv during postgame interviews, and for telling you exactly how he feels. “Ice up, son” has already etched a very special place in NFL lore and will likely end up being Smith’s final three words during his Hall of Fame induction speech.

In short, he’s the perfect mix of blunt-force honesty topped off with just enough humor that you can’t help but laugh.

So who’s the latest victim in the latest chapter of Steve Smith saying whatever comes to mind? Santa Claus. Yeah, fuckin’ Santa Claus. Here’s Smith:

“You come down my chimney in the middle of the night, that’s going to be your last delivery.”

Only Steve Smith can joke about ending Santa Claus and get away with it. The best part is he shared this heartwarming nugget at a charity event. Talk about versatility.

For Santa’s sake, I sure as hell hope he hasn’t seen this GIF.

Steve Smith

[H/T SB Nation, Ravens]


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