Taxi Driver at Wimbledon Has an Amazing Tennis Ball Haircut
When I first saw a picture of ol’ tennis ball head here, I thought it was just another example of an overzealous fan trying to make a sporting event all about himself. But then I learned this is just a working guy, trying to make a dollar or two in these unsettling times.
Got a photo of aforementioned tennis-ball-head-bloke. Selling taxis to the grounds for £2.50. It’s a 10 minute walk. pic.twitter.com/5oZb4IkGo7
— Alistair Charlton (@AlistairJ90) June 27, 2014
It must be said, though, that I would not get into this man’s taxi. The possibility of hair dye leaking into his brain is the least of my concerns. No, I’d go the traditional British route and take a cab whose driver has an encyclopedic knowledge of the city and a surly attitude toward Americans.
This is a perfect haircut to test the All-England Club’s new relaxed dress code policy. You can practically see the starched shirts passing out from shame already.