The Dick Nicks Final Four: Which Pro Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?
The Muscle Hamster’s impossible quest for a fifth straight upset comes to a head against the hairless stoic known as The Polish Hammer.
In a modern retelling of Rocky IV, the Iron-Hearted Crankshaft looks to pound through the superhuman veneer of The Hebrew Hammer.
2013 Dick Nick Championships: Round 4 Circumcisions
2) Kobe Bryant: “Black Mamba”
8) Maurice Jones-Drew: “Pocket Hercules”
5) Aroldis Chapman: “The Cuban Missile”
10) James Reimer: “Optimus Reim”