This badminton rally is the most insane thing ever
Listen, I don’t know much about badminton and frankly, neither do you. But when a guy is jumping around for a solid minute, screaming at the top of his lungs while smashing a birdie over and over and OH MY GOD, this is insane.
If you’re scoring at home, that’s 9 successful digs from the yellow team, who did an excellent job of holding their own while that one dude had a badminton orgasm. Seriously, we’re all like, “Maria Sharapova’s too loud, Victoria Azarenka grunts“—meanwhile, this dude’s blasting semen all over the court.