Want to know the best way to squash the universal notion of your team being boring and old? Get fucking legless drunk after a Game 7 loss while everyone in America is expecting you to be home sobbing over a warm glass of milk. If you don’t think this is a ‘fuck you’ to everyone who considered the Spurs the most turned down team in the NBA, you’re missing a chromosome. This was a measured move. Clubs have back doors and secret entrances to accommodate stars like me and NBA players. But ‘Turn Up Timmy’ and squad decided to drink enough to kill a small rhino, maybe even snorted illegal drugs, before stumbling out the front entrance like they haven’t won five NBA championships. One thing that confused me was seeing J.R. Smith there with the team, sporting a wife beater and telling fans to ‘shut the fuck up.’ Oh, that wasn’t JR? It was the guy who dresses like an 8th grader on his way to a Bat Mitzvah? I don’t know what to believe anymore.
[Via TMZ Sports]