Tom Brady Plans To Be The Biggest Movie Star In Hollywood After Football

Tom Brady, showing the confidence of a man who has overcome long odds to win four Super Bowls and marry a supermodel, is apparently eyeing a serious acting career after he’s done slinging footballs for the New England Patriots.

A source told Star magazine: “At 37, Tom knows he only has a few seasons left before retirement. He’s thinking ahead and believes he could become a huge movie star.

“He’s used to being a superstar. After winning the Super Bowl again, he’s thinking about new challenges outside of football.”

Brady’s acting credits include Entourage, Stuck on You and lending his voice to Family Guy. But his resume is building rapidly, with appearances in the Entourage movie and Ted 2 coming this summer.

And if you can’t count on emotional, tour de force performances in flicks like Entourage and Ted 2, there are truly no good roles for white men in Hollywood.

Plus, we’ve already seen that he’s great in commercials. He could charm his way into selling ketchup popsicles to a woman wearing white gloves or, uh, UGG boots to a man.

There is reportedly some friction at home regarding the silver screen dreams.

Gisele Bundchen, 34, with whom he has two children, Benjamin, five, and Vivian, two, reportedly doesn’t like the idea of him cozying up to other actresses on set.

Oh, come on, Gis. You’re not really going to let your insecurity stand in the way of your man’s secondary dreams and deprive the world of the next Daniel Day-Lewis, are you?

Follow your heart, Touchdown Tom. The world needs you sharing a best-acting nomination category with Matthew McConaughey within five years. And know you’re ability to exceed expectations, you’ll probably make it happen.

Also, Tom, what are you doing reading BroBible? Shouldn’t you be running lines?

[H/T: Boston Herald]