There’s no real arguing that NFL quarterback is the toughest position in sports (well except for the inane work chat we had when I sent this picture in, where one person stated that being a gunner on punt coverage is harder (cough Cass cough)).
But in case you need anymore proof, here’s what Tom Brady’s play calling wristband looks like, and it makes no fucking sense.
(If that isn’t big enough for you, you can see a full size image here.)
Join me in saying … what the dick shit???
0 Flood R-34 Gap A Shark? Sure.
0 Flood Flank FIP R-34 Flash A Shark? Absolutely.
0 Near Slot R-134 Y Bow Utah Trail? Definitely.
G-2 Split Flank Fing 80 Hot X Tennessee? Why didn’t I think of that?
Fuck, man. And I bet that shit changes every fucking week. I know like his only job is to study that and train for that, but to remember that shit when 80,000 fans are screaming at him and 11 other big dudes are trying to kill him?
Yea, that’s a fucking hard job.
I mean, it’s no blogging. But it’s hard.
For The Win has a very excellent break down of what all the terminology means (a lot better than I sure could do), so check it out here.
[Via FTW]
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