Tom Brady’s faux hawk is the stuff of legends
Tom Brady is the goddamn G.O.A.T for a reason people. Just look at this you guys. ZERO. F-CKS. GIVEN.
Here's Tom Brady. And here's Gisele dressed up like his new hair. http://t.co/UwOD9sw9Fu
— People magazine (@peoplemag) May 5, 2014
My first thought, and I mean this sincerely, does Gisele’s vagina have some kind of magic elixir on it? I mean, that’s the only possible explanation right? Her pussy’s so damn powerful it causes men to do stupid shit like faux hawks.
Yeah, that seems plausible.