Toronto Raptors Fan Goes in for a Kiss, Is Brutally Denied
The Toronto Raptors blew a 26-point lead last night before hanging on for a crucial Game 5 victory over the Brooklyn Nets. This Bro was incredibly relieved to have a 3-2 series advantage and went in for a celebratory kiss with his female companion.
And then she pulled a Dikembe Mutombo.
Ohhhhh, that’s cold.
There are a million reasons why she didn’t want to participate in any on-camera necking. Perhaps his breath was rank. Perhaps he had a cold sore on his lip. Perhaps there was some lingering lint on his person and Drake wouldn’t share his roller.
Whatever the reason, no Bro should have to suffer this indignity on national television. Here’s to hoping he finds someone who loves a big Raptors win as much as he does.
[H/T: Hype Rodgers]