Dallas Stars’ Tyler Seguin Allowed Someone to Hit a Tee Shot Off on His Crotch

By 07.18.14

My love for golf is no secret, but I wouldn’t allow even Tiger Woods to hit a ball out of any orifice on my body. Not my mouth. Not my crotch. Not my asshole. Not in this lifetime. No. Nope. Never.

Tyler Seguin, however, doesn’t harbor my same fears of  having his testicle juice being sprayed everywhere by a golf tee puncture wound. He let an unknown golf pro tee off from his crotch yesterday at The Fourth Period Golf Classic charity golf tournament. As they say…it takes all kinds to make the world go round. I’d just like to be one of the “kinds” whose junk isn’t mutilated.

[H/T The Score]

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