The UCF Golden Knights’ Football Stadium Is Getting A Makeover With The Party Deck Of Our Dreams

The University of Central Florida Golden Knights are often overshadowed by the Big 3 of Florida when it comes to the gridiron, but they do still play football. In fact, they play their cute lil game of pigskin in a badass stadium known as the ‘Bright House Networks Stadium’, and it’s about to receive its first facelift since its grand opening back in 2007.

In order to keep up with the cosmetic improvements made by the Sunshine State’s juggernauts (see: FSU’s VIP seating), the Golden Knights are rolling out what is poised to be the most badass tiki bar in all of sports. They’re planting a party deck in the middle of the field (30-yard line to 30-yard line), and will be offering frozen daiquiris, frozen margaritas, and every other manner of frozen cocktail your heart desires.

Now I know what you’re thinking: Cass, for fuck’s sake, nobody wants to drink a frozen strawberry daiquiri at a football game! But that’s where you’re wrong. This is Florida, and things are ass-backwards down in the Sunshine State. In fact, this will soon be embraced by the Golden Knights faithful as a modern-day ‘Cathedral of the Game’.

Here are some early renderings of the project announced by UFC:

Amenities listed include:

-A selection of refreshments, including beer and an assortment of frozen drinks
-New sideline chairback seats
-Gold Zone parking
-Preferred VIP entrance into the stadium
-More than 15 flat-screen TVs
-Enhanced WiFi connectivity
-Private restrooms
-Pre & postgame access

The deck will be 10,000 square feet, and members of this exclusive private club will be able to throw their own parties there at times when it’s not in use.

I have to say, as an FSU grad I don’t fully understand the end game here. It’s always good to make cosmetic enhancements to your team, it pleases the alumni, and drives donations to the school. But, if you’re not bringing in the talent on the football field via recruiting, who’s going to give a shit about the team?

That said, if this turns out anything like the renderings they will gain a competitive advantage in recruiting the state of Florida. Recruit’s parents will want to get hammered on that party deck during games, and that will bring in better recruits…so maybe they’re doing the right thing after all.

For more on the (soon-to-be) most badass project in all of college football, you can head on over to UCF’s announcement site by clicking HERE.

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