I know many of us have lived under the blissfully ignorant impression that girls don’t poop. Welp, that hypothesis was broken last weekend at a UFC Fight Night event in Oklahoma City when Russian-American MMA fighter Justine Kish deuced in her pants while trying to escape a choke hold late in fight.
https://twitter.com/FancyCombat/status/879179055588921346
After Kish took the L, she hopped on Twitter to make light of her dumpy pants.
I am a warrior, and I will never quit #ShitHappens haha be back soon.
— Justine Kish (@JustineKish) June 26, 2017
As it turns out, shitty her pants may have been one of the best financial decisions the 29-year-old could have made.
Kish told The Bloody Elbow:
The most lucrative offer I’ve got is someone messaged me and said, ‘hey, I would like to buy your shorts to hang them up and blah blah blah, in my man cave.
I was like, this is disgusting – there are some really disgusting people out there.
They offered me $15,000 for my shorts.
He gave me his name, his email address, all these things.
I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, why?
People are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it,’ I’m like, ‘oh, alright, well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real’.
There are some strange people out there, my friend.
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[h/t The Bloody Elbow]