University of Maryland’s Mascot Is Now A Nightmare-Inducing Zombie Turtle Thing

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As the University of Maryland takes the field this week in their freedom-boner inducing patriotic uniforms Testudo their Terrapin mascot may be sequestered in a room somewhere under the stadium being tested for performance-enhancing drugs and perhaps serum from Oscorp Industries as it appears he’s been eating a little too much pizza with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately.

Seriously, what the hell happened to him? Heaven help the poor kid fans of the Terrapins because they’re in for some nightmares this season. (Check out an entire video featuring Testudo on ‘roids – or whatever the hell he’s been taking – over at SI Extra Mustard.)

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