The Utah Jazz Unveil A Uniform That Resembles The Soccer Jersey You Wore In High School

The Utah Jazz unveiled some new threads this morning and, well, they hit on three of four of the new uniforms, sticking with their classic logo and color scheme on all but one.

But one uniform combo caught my attention for being a little bit unusual—and that’s because it looks like a fucking soccer kit.

Known as the “Pride Uniform,” the entire get up reminds me of the uniforms my soccer team wore while I was schooling kids out on the pitch in high school thanks to the sleeve, the fitted cut and the ridiculous amounts of diagonal stripes.

Now all the Jazz need to do is unveil a new Soccer Mom van that will carpool the entire team to the arena before every home game!

[H/T FTW.USAToday]

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Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.