Vince McMahon’s ‘Arrest’ On Raw Triggered Calls To The NYPD, Probably Because Vince McMahon Is The Greatest Actor On Earth

Brash owner of the WWE, Vincent Kennedy McMahon was “arrested” on Raw last night in controversial fashion after stepping in to defend the honor of his endearing daughter, Stephanie. After much commotion and several signature scowls from the McMahon clan, “officers” on the scene felt Vince’s unsettling aggression was enough to put him in cuffs and haul his ass downtown.

According to TMZ, this sequence of events naturally inspired a slew of phone calls to the NYPD from devout wrestling fans who believed that Vince did, in fact, get arrested.

Can you blame them? At this point, Vince McMahon should have at least 10 shiny Emmys for “Best Actor” proudly sitting atop his mantel.

The good news? Vinnie Mac made bail! And he sped away in an SUV with a “V” logo on the side. Of course he did.

As you might have imagined, Stephanie was VERY upset when her dad was initially cuffed and stuffed.

Yup. That’s definitely Vince’s daughter.

[H/T TMZ, BSO]

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