Vince Wilfork’s Naked Body Now Graces The NFL Shield Thanks To The Houston Texans

Vince Wilfork graced the cover of ESPN’s The Body Issue and now the Houston Texans have taken that iconic shot and plopped it on the NFL shield to create the sexiest logo in all of sports. We have Yahoo writer Brad Evans to thank…

Then, ESPN’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers reporter Jenna Laine suggested the Texans replace the star in their logo with Wilfork’s body and every Houston fan started throwing cash at their screen…

Let the meme-ing begin! Instead of the stars on the American flag, why not have 50 Vince Wilforks? Instead of a jumping cat in the Puma logo, throw Vince in there. Playboy brand needs a boost, slot in Wilfork where the bunny’s eye is.

How does Wilfork NOT have his own show yet? This is a dude who has the best response to people who ask what he does for a living. A man who drips with sexiness at charity softball games. A bro who’s a trash-talkin’ baller on the court. The self-proclaimed “World’s Greatest Farter“. My man rescues people from overturned Jeeps and has a dance for grilling meat.

The big boy still thinks he can play a couple more years at the professional level before he retires, but his place at the top of the TV show heap is anxiously waiting.


Via FOX Sports

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