Aussie Golfers Use The Spiciest Language During Heated Exchange On The Course

Aussie Golfers Use The Spiciest Language During Heated Exchange On The Course

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The golf course is one of those places in life where there’s no limit to the amount of vulgarity and profanity one might encounter. Despite the rules of golf being sacrosanct and the sport’s decorum coming along with that, there’s always a handful of golfers on the course liable to lose their minds at any given moment and invent a whole new dictionary’s worth of profane phrases.

And that’s here in the United States. Australians are significantly more liberal with their use of profanity. It’s a part of daily life. Words that people shudder at hearing in America might be used by a toddler at the dinner table and nobody bats an eyelash.

The two videos below is from a heated exchange during the club championship at Cranbourne Golf Club in Melbourne, Australia. It brings together all of the elements mentioned above. We have Australian profanity at its finest along with some golfers losing their literal minds in a 2-part exchange. It should go without saying but if profanity bothers you then this isn’t for you…

Part 1:

And here is Part 2. With a little breathing room between the two golfers the language flows even more:

I came across these videos in an article on Golf Digest by Alex Myers. He ranks some of the best lines in the videos including ‘I respect you as a captain, but that was a bad decision’ and ‘I’m 61 years old! C’mon, you f—head! That’s wrong. I’ve got to put up with that, do I?! F— that!’

Personally, I love it when the two guys come together and appear to go nose-to-nose. I think what really makes this a special video, at least under my lens, is how this is all happening during a Club Championship round.

Cranbourne Golf Club in Melbourne is a private/members-only golf club. These two guys are risking their membership which probably costs thousands upon thousands of dollars because of perceived slights on the course. But they’re at least doing it for the amusement of everyone on the Internet because these videos have since gone viral and the world is better for it.

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