The Washington Wizards Brilliantly Trolled Miami Heat Fans Last Night
First off, our teams kinda suck. There's no denying it. But worse, the fans in this town suck. They have no problem picking and choosing which D.C. teams they support. I have friends who are Nationals, Capitals, Wizards and Dallas Cowboys fans. I know people who love the Caps and root for the fucking METS. I know diehard Redskins fans who love the Miami Heat.
No, no, no. If you support a team from one city, you have to support all the teams from that city. That's man law. That's guy code. That's called being a goddamn moral human being.
Thankfully, the Washington Wizards played the Miami Heat last night (and WON 114-97). In the process, the Wizards in-game entertainment crew pulled one of the best sports troll moves in years.