Trash Talking Starts Early This Year With Will Muschamp Telling Dabo Swinney That Mrs. Swinney Hit On Him

There’s a lot of reasons why I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning. I hate to shape of my own body, I think my face looks like a raw potato sandwiched between two butt cheeks, we live in a world that doesn’t even seem remotely concerned with ever actually catching Biggie’s shooter, I constantly feel like an idiot for not fully understanding the logistics of the Steven Avery case etc. etc. etc. The list literally doesn’t ends. One thing that definitely makes it easier to get out of bed is when adult men talk shit to each other. Nothing shows off an adult-level of maturity like telling another man that he probably pees sitting down. And there’s no better shit-talking than between two grown men who compete against each professionally. Like Will Muschamp and Dabo Swinney, the coaches of South Carolina and Clemson respectively, who got a jump start on trash talking at the Coaches for Charity Even in South Carolina.

I hope Muschamp’s dentist has an open door policy because his mouth must be filthy after all the trash he just talked. Nothing like bringing another man’s wife into things to truly make him regret ever crossing you in the first place. “How about that loss last year?” “You know what your wife had lost before I gave her a new one? A pearl necklace.” Swinney knows that there’s no coming back from that one either. Dude’s just out here agreeing with Muschamp in order to stop getting trash flitted into his face directly from his rival’s mouth. If I was Swinney, my real concern would be what happens when they meet on the field. Muschamp might start sending his players over to Clemson’s sideline just to remind him that Muschamp got verbally handsy with his wife. “Ok, go sack the quarterback and then tell Swinney that his wife tastes like vanilla extract.”

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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