50 Cent Just Lost His Crown As the World’s Worst Ceremonial Pitcher

By 08.27.14

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A few weeks ago, after Chrissy Teigen drunkenly hurled her ceremonial first pitch, I said 50 Cent was eventually going to be off the “you suck at throwing” hot seat. I also said I thought it would take years for that to happen, because, quite frankly, while Chrissy’s pitch was bad, it wasn’t 50 Cent bad. Well, turns out I was wrong about that, because he was removed from his throne last night.

50 Cent lost the crown last night when a girl attending a Houston Astros game swooped in, whispered in Fiddy’s ear, “let me be your hero” and threw the worst fucking pitch you’ll ever see. It was off-the-charts bad. Literally. It was so horrific, it would not even fit on this chart.


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