50 Cent Just Lost His Crown As the World’s Worst Ceremonial Pitcher
A few weeks ago, after Chrissy Teigen drunkenly hurled her ceremonial first pitch, I said 50 Cent was eventually going to be off the “you suck at throwing” hot seat. I also said I thought it would take years for that to happen, because, quite frankly, while Chrissy’s pitch was bad, it wasn’t 50 Cent bad. Well, turns out I was wrong about that, because he was removed from his throne last night.
50 Cent lost the crown last night when a girl attending a Houston Astros game swooped in, whispered in Fiddy’s ear, “let me be your hero” and threw the worst fucking pitch you’ll ever see. It was off-the-charts bad. Literally. It was so horrific, it would not even fit on this chart.