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Hey, did you make the mistake of waking up happy today? Content with your place in life? Yeah, me too. That was until my brain randomly decided to measure my life successes up against Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s. Let’s see: U-Miami football player, eight time WWF/WWE Champion, arguably the greatest wrester of all-time, movie star, producer, author, Presidential candidate, and the strongest guy in the weight room VS. Guy with man tits who just paid off his student loans at the age of 30. I’d say it’s a toss up, Marv.
But hey, at least I’m better at buttoning my damn dress shirts.
Oh look, add another thing to The Rock’s resume: guy with his own signature shoe.
This morning at 8 am EST, Under Armour unveiled the UA Project Rock Deltas, a training sneaker that The Rock has been training in and engineering with Under Armour for months.
The training shoes sell for $139.99 and come in three colors: Downtown Green, City Khaki, and Black.
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According to the Under Armour product description, the shoes feature a breathable mesh fabric with seamless construction that is both lightweight & durable and reflective detailing for superior visibility in low-light conditions.
The back of the shoe features The Rock’s signature “Brahma Bull” logo, the tattoo that has been inked on The People’s Champ’s right arm for nearly two decades–which he claims to be “a symbol of strength, resilience, heart, power and defiance to so many people around the world.”
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The bottoms of the City Khaki’s, or should I say……The Rock Bottoms. K bye.
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Aerial view of the black’s:
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Of all the ways The Rock has eclipsed me in life, at least I can try to level the score by rocking the same training shoes. Even if I’m not even strong enough to be his spotter.
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