HAHAHA! Look At This Politician Get Smacked In The Face With A Pink Dildo! HAHAHA!

Some Sexual Genius Has Invented A Case That Turns Your Phone Into A Vibrator

Portland Pranksters Keep Dangling Dildos Off Power Lines All Over Town

Anna Kendrick Talked About Furry Dildos On ‘Letterman’ Because She’s Awesome

Tennessee Tech Bro Gives The Greatest Speech Ever About Dildos

Annnd Here’s What A $2.5 Million Dildo Looks Like

C’mon Everyone, Let’s Play The ‘Where’s The Dildo’ Game!

This Is (Probably) the Only Gun Safety Ad to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos