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Guy Figures Out Genius (And Definitely Illegal) Way To Get Five Guys Burgers After Closing Hours

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Katt Williams Is Under Arrest Again For Violating Parole, Charged With Disorderly Conduct Over THAT Stupid Video

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Ex-Victoria’s Secret Model Reportedly Beat Tinder Guy After Finding Sexts To Chicks, Forwarded Dick Pics To His Mom

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10 Absolutely Moronic Criminals That Deserved To Get Caught

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Guy Gets Pulled Over For Speeding, Tells Officer He Has To Use Bathroom And Flees, Poops In Squad Car After Arrest

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U Of New Hampshire Students Arrested After Allegedly Stabbing A Man Then Sending Snapchats About The Attack

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7 Huge Counterfeit Schemes You’ve Never Heard Of That ACTUALLY Worked

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Guy Manages To Scam Tinder Dates Out Of $26,000 By Using The Dumbest Approach No One Should Fall For

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Girl Caught Trying To Smuggle Eight Grams Of Heroin In Her Groin Is Making The Strangest #SexEyes In Her Mugshot

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Gangster’s Girlfriend Arrested After Transporting Guns For Him, Police Find ‘Provocative’ Selfies Of Her With AK-47’s On Phone

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Teachers Arrested For Running Baby ‘Fight Club’ Where Kids Were Fed Flamin’ Hot Cheetos And Sprayed With Water

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Guy Hated His Mugshot So He Sent Police A Selfie Instead, Looks EXACTLY Like Carlton From ‘Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air’

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Woman Films Herself Confronting Starbucks Cashier Over Stealing Credit Card, Cashier Basically Craps Her Pants

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Guy Accused Of Receiving Money From ISIS Says He Was Just Trying To ‘Scam Some Money’ And Not ‘Wage An Attack’

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Woman Gets Instant Frostbite From Huffing Cleaning Supplies, Looks Like A Rejected Extra From ‘The Walking Dead’

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Drunk Chick With .25 BAC Told Cops She Was ‘Looking For New Jersey’ After Being Pulled Over…While In New Jersey

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‘The Sandlot’ Star Michael Vitar AKA Benny ‘The Jet’ Rodriguez Was Just Arrested For Possibly The Worst Reason Ever

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(VIDEO) Guy Gets Stabbed In The Head, Doesn’t Even Flinch And Walks It Off Like A Pro Because #Russia

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Security Guard Goes To Stop Shoplifter When He Whips Out TWO MACHETES And We Go From 0 To 100 Real Quick (VIDEO)

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Woman Runs Over Man With Car After Arguing Over Sex Positions Because Everyone Knows Missionary Sucks Butt

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Woman Arrested For Flipping Shit At Denny’s Over Their All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Rule

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Peep This Hot 19-Year-Old Alleged Drug Kingpin From College Station, TX With Enough Blow To Make Pablo Escobar Blush

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Check Out The Mugshot For This Coked-Up Old Lady Who Shit On A Dildo And Left It On Someone’s Porch As A Prank

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Thief Steals Purse From Girl, Girl Revenge-Steals Something WAY More Valuable From Him Than A Purse (VIDEO)

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Guy Arrested For Drunk Driving Tries Stuffing THIS Into His Mouth To Fool Breathalyzer Test, Fails Miserably

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Guy Has Sex With Last Thing You Should Ever Stick Your Dick In To Show Girlfriend That He ‘Didn’t Need Her Anymore’

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