Mascots Archives

Philadelphia Phillies File Lawsuit To Keep The Phanatic From Becoming A ‘Free Agent’ (Not The Onion)

by Douglas CharlesAugust 5, 2019 2:13 pm

Woman Suing Houston Astros For $1 Million Over Alleged T-Shirt Cannon Injury; Check Out The Gnarly Pics

by Douglas CharlesApril 10, 2019 11:12 am

The Patriots Mascot Is Reportedly In A World Of Hurt After Getting Tackled By Jets’ Jamal Adams

by Matt KeohanJanuary 28, 2019 5:03 pm updated January 28, 2019 5:04 pm

The Flyers’ New Mascot Gritty Had A Debut That Included Wiping Out And Blasting Someone With A T-Shirt Cannon

by Connor TooleSeptember 25, 2018 9:31 am

The Philadelphia Flyers’ Terrifying New Mascot Is Getting Hilariously Destroyed By The Internet

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 24, 2018 1:00 pm

Hamburger Helper Revealed What’s Inside Their Glove Mascot And It’s Creeping People Out

by Douglas CharlesOctober 20, 2017 2:18 pm

Utah Jazz Mascot LEVELS Clippers Fan Who Pushed A Kid On Court

by Paul SaccaApril 24, 2017 10:07 am updated April 24, 2017 4:09 pm

UPDATE: UNC’s Mascot Rameses Sucker-Punched In The Face By Villanova Fan After Losing

by Brandon WenerdApril 5, 2016 11:04 am updated April 5, 2016 3:28 pm

Kanye West Is Taking His Focus To NBA Mascots And Really Wants To Redesign The Clippers’ New Nightmare Fuel, Chuck

by Tim RyanMarch 13, 2016 9:44 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:39 pm

Brook Lopez Took A Page Out Of His Brother’s Book And Went Full WWE On The Raptors’ Mascot

by Tim RyanMarch 9, 2016 12:49 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:41 pm

LeBron James Got Surprised By The Cowboys Mascot In His Hotel Room And It’s The Creepiest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

by Nick DimengoJanuary 12, 2016 12:59 pm updated October 13, 2022 3:05 pm

Minnesota Vikings Fire Their Mascot After He Demanded They Pay Him $20,000 A Game For 10 Years

by Brandon WenerdSeptember 22, 2015 9:45 am updated October 13, 2022 12:42 am

Oregon Ducks Mascot Hilariously Spoofs The Controversial Alabama Sorority Video

by Douglas CharlesAugust 27, 2015 11:33 am updated October 13, 2022 12:51 am

LSU Gave Its Tiger Mascot A Birthday Cake Made Entirely Of MEAT, Resulting In A Long Tiger Snooze

by Matt KeohanJuly 23, 2015 1:18 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:04 am

Soccer Mascot Too Hammered To Finish Game And Gives The World The Greatest Sports Highlight Of 2015

by Chris IlluminatiMay 5, 2015 4:49 pm

Oregon Mascot Puddles Was Extremely NSFW At The Title Game

by Kyle KosterJanuary 13, 2015 11:48 am updated October 13, 2022 2:30 am

Jaxson De Ville Pied A Tennessee Titans Fan In The Face

by Kyle KosterDecember 19, 2014 11:04 am updated October 12, 2022 8:50 pm

Seattle Seahwaks Punter Jon Ryan Thinks The Team Mascot Should Keep It In His Pants

by Kyle KosterNovember 10, 2014 6:28 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:07 pm

Adirondack Flames Are Sorry They Had Their New Mascot Kill A Firefighter

by Kyle KosterOctober 10, 2014 9:44 am updated October 12, 2022 9:25 pm

South Korea’s Soccer Mascot Took A Ball To The Face, Acted Like It Had Been Shot

by Kyle KosterSeptember 10, 2014 8:07 am updated October 12, 2022 9:41 pm

Mustard Costume Turns On Kid During Race, Attacks His Pants

by Kyle KosterAugust 11, 2014 7:35 am updated October 12, 2022 9:59 pm

Let’s All Take a Deep Breath and Look at This Ancient Nebraska Cornhuskers Mascot

by Kyle KosterJuly 22, 2014 11:08 am updated October 12, 2022 10:10 pm

Kill it with fire: The 15 creepiest fast food mascots of all time

by Douglas CharlesJuly 15, 2014 4:20 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:14 pm

I Can’t Stop Watching Abraham Lincoln Birth a Human Head

by Kyle KosterMay 20, 2014 8:15 am updated October 12, 2022 10:48 pm

McDonald’s Spared NO EXPENSE Creating the New Happy Meal Character

by Kyle KosterMay 19, 2014 4:26 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:48 pm

This mascot fight might be the most important thing you see today

by A. IsaacMay 9, 2014 5:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:53 pm