Whenever I watched Clueless or The Crush when they first came out, I thought, “Man, that Alicia Silverstone is cute. Lots of potential there.” That potential has been realized in the form of this video of her Mama Bird-ing food into the mouth of her son Bear.
Silverstone explained the situation by saying:
“I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup … from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite … and mine.”
In related news, I’m about ready to feed someone the protein shake I had this morning because this is absolutely vile. If my mom spat in my mouth in a borderline make-outish way to feed me, at any age, I would instantly pack up my Spongebob DVDs and hit the road.
D-listed has a nice round-up of responses, too. All of which say Alicia Silverstone is kind of a creep. Makes sense. Save it for the Cinemax scripts piling up on your coffee table, Silverstone.