Cate Blanchett jerked off her SAG Award, resulting in the best GIF of 2014

In case you missed it (because it was the fifth f*cking acting awards show in 10 days), Cate Blanchett won the Female Actor in a Lead Role SAG Award (just say Best Actress, people) and proceeded to jerk off the award statue guy during her speech. And uh, yeah, and she humblebragged about being “away from the film industry for a long time making theatre” and complained about not being able to talk long enough, even ripping on our bro Matthew McConaughey, but really it was all about her stroking motion on that luckyass SAG statue dude.

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