Welcome back to Creepyville. Courtney Stodden, 19, and Doug Hutchison, 54, are getting married. Again.
Why are they getting married again? Oh, it’s good.
Apparently her career isn’t going quite as strong as she’d hoped since divorcing Doug Hutchison late last year. Oh, wait, no that’s not the reason. My bad.
The real reason is…
“Courtney realized just how much love she really had for Doug,” Stodden’s momager Krista Keller told FOX411. “They really love each other and wanted to be together.”
Uh, okay. Surely there’s more to it than that, right? Of course there is.
Her mom Krista Keller also said that Courtney has now had time to “experience other men” and “want[s] to be with her original choice, her husband.”
Yeaaaah, I’m still going with that whole career thing. It’s far less creepy of a reason.
Courtney Stodden image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock