Did Leonardo DiCaprio Bang Rihanna While Partying At The Playboy Mansion? Let’s Examine The Evidence
I wouldn’t be surprised if Leonardo DiCaprio did bang Rihanna while partying it up big at the Playboy Mansion. I mean, he’s Leonardo DiCaprio. Bro can do whatever the fuck he wants except win an Oscar. And besides, who would turn down the goddamn Wolf of Wall Street? Who’s that dumb? Who? WHO?!!
Alas, I’m getting ahead of myself here, and have forgotten to give any sort of context whatsoever. Damn you, context. Always making me explain shit.
This past Saturday Leonardo DiCaprio attended Nikki Erwin’s 30th birthday party at the Playboy Mansion. Who is Nikki Erwin, you ask?
IRRELEVANT! Pay attention to the important parts and ignore the shit out of the details! Go pop and Adderall if you need one, but I’m not waiting for your stupid ADHD to calm the fuck down to finish my story.
Anyway, Rihanna was also in attendance at this birthday party, and according to TMZ the two were getting pretty handsy with each other.
…and our spies tell TMZ, Cap and RiRi were gettin’ super steamy and even swapping spit.
A friend of Leo’s tells us the kissing didn’t happen … but 2 people who were there say it did. BTW … not that there’s anything wrong with it.
It’s not clear if they left together but we’re told they ended up at the same after-party — along with 50 Cent — and things got even hotter.
So what’s the verdict? Do we trust these TMZ spies or do we call “bullshit”? Or do we just collectively take a step back and say to ourselves “Wait…on second thought, I don’t even care.”
My vote is for option #3.