In news that should surprise literally no one, the former star of MTV’s The Hills, Heidi Montag, will appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19. Not that she’s actually going to be stripping, but we all know that day will come, don’t we?
According to TMZ…
The former MTV reality star has struck a $25,000 deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19 … but there’s a pretty big catch.
Montag — and her G-cup boobs — will not be getting naked. So, patrons will only get a chance to throw money at giant unfamous boobs that night.
Apparently she just been hired as the host of the club’s 3rd Year Anniversary Party. And here’s the best news about all of this: Spencer Pratt will also be there accompanying Heidi! Oh, thank goodness. Where do I get tickets?
By the way, here’s a very brief glimpse at how I pretty much see it going down (skip to the 0:57 mark and turn the sound off).