Holy shit, Jessica Alba’s ‘Maxim’ cover is hot

Man I am so glad Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is coming out, because ONCE AGAIN someone, in this case Maxim, got Jessica Alba to pose in a bikini for their cover.

And if that weren’t enough, they also took other sexy pictures of Alba and in the issue we come to find out that she loves nachos and tequila! Dammit, if only she weren’t married I would totally still not have a chance in hell with her.

Now about that nude scene…

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.@JessicaAlba is on our September cover. We're pretty damn excited about it. http://t.co/sJp5Y14cDZ pic.twitter.com/RMeww2msfM

— Maxim (@MaximMag) July 30, 2014

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Yeah, we’re pretty excited about it too.

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