As we all know by now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are no longer a couple. Sad, but true. As a result, Rob has been a little mopey pants lately so it’s Leonardo DiCaprio to the rescue! Which makes sense because scoring hot chicks is what Leonardo DiCaprio does best. Could this be the long-awaited rebirth of The Pussy Posse?
Reports The Sun —
He’s asked Rob to join him in Miami to take his mind off Kristen and her cheating ways. A source said: “Rob’s been mooching around LA and staying on friends’ couches. Leo rang him and told him to have a shave, put on some nice clothes and rent a house near him in Miami for the summer. He told Rob he’s too young to settle down and ought to sow his wild oats.
He’s going to go down to Miami, put on a smile and see what happens.”
Oh, he’ll be putting on a smile all right because according to this report Leo is “determined to fix Rob up with one of the models he has in his phone book.”
I think I might actually kill someone just to gain possession of that phone book. Just sayin’.View Single Page