What better way to spend Christmas than with the ones you love, and the ones who beat you up. Rihanna and Chris Brown were seated together at yesterday’s Lakers game and made no attempt to hide their affection. They arrived in separate cars but left together, because you know, Chris Brown has that kind of effect on women.
This is sad. And not like, I didn’t get the gifts I wanted sad but more so, making baby Jesus sad on his birthday. In the last few months, Rihanna’s hinted she was in need of some love and that her vagina wasn’t getting enough attention but this just seems like a bad way of going about it. Especially since I’m more than capable of fulfilling that obligation without a post-coital punch in the face.