Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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If you had told me 20 years ago that Yahoo was gonna buy Tumblr, I'd have no idea what the fuck you were talking about.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 20, 2013
Some people out there actually feel that way today.
First session back on the track in a while, feels good to be training again 🙂
— Michelle Jenneke (@MJenneke93) May 20, 2013
Attention: Paparazzi! Attention: Paparazzi!
That new Daft Punk is some good pussy eatin’ music.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 20, 2013
Duly noted.
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/336517561569132544
Yeah, why is that a bad thing?
Curtains that open and close with a lightswitch turn me on. #seriously http://t.co/EUrBHmJaHK
— Arielle Kebbel (@ArielleKebbel) May 20, 2013
Also duly noted.
https://twitter.com/wilw/status/336569265626951681
You are not alone.
It feels like forever until Battleship 2 comes out!!
— (((Jew))) (@JoshMalina) May 20, 2013
Right. Why are they making us wait?
If you are watching TV in a hotel room and you are not in the bed, you are really weird.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) May 21, 2013
This is 100% true.
https://twitter.com/JasonBiggs/status/336862767409676289
Thanks for the mental image.
Mark my words: on the last episode of “Game of Thrones,” we will finally get to see all the dragons naked.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 21, 2013
Might as well, everyone else has been.
I still love you, @BarackObama, but your presidency has entered the "Russian dashboard camera" phase.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 21, 2013
That can’t be good.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/337226268586168321
Yeah, Sergio.
I'm gonna start making fun of people who DON'T like fried chicken. You're the ones missing out.
— John Legend (@johnlegend) May 22, 2013
Exactly.
https://twitter.com/alisonforns/status/337252224793190400
Seriously, why do people keep doing that?
I feel same re NYC mayoral candidate Weiner as I did Pres Clinton. If their wives are cool with their funky stuff, so I am. Won't be boring
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) May 22, 2013
Well, as long as our leaders aren’t boring…
Is Laura Bush the world’s most famous goth?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 22, 2013
Yes.
Jose Canseco tweeted the name, number and picture of a woman who accused him of rape. All of a sudden the Kardashians' don't seem that bad.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 22, 2013
Amazingly stupid.
https://twitter.com/julieklausner/status/337291055332483073
He seems like a reader.
It's weird that my guy friends from school watched me having #sex @Vivid & then told me #ItWasHot
— FARRAH ABRAHAM (@F1abraham) May 22, 2013
Not sure weird is the right word here.
looks like #jodiarias jury is gonna drop the football. #soft
— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) May 22, 2013
Best use of the #soft hashtag all week.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/337415233746370562
That’s true.
Candy Crush is a tool of Satan.
— Hurricane Helms (@ShaneHelmsCom) May 23, 2013
Without a doubt.
It cannot be stated enough how impressive @RGIII is when he speaks publicly. Guy is the truth.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) May 23, 2013
The NFL needs him.
Putting rocks in socks is a good way to stretch em out when they’re hanging on the clothes-line.
— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) May 24, 2013
Okay then, have a great Memorial Day Weekend all!