Courtney Stodden Was Naked Except For Body Paint At Comic-Con, And Holy Boner It Was MARVELous
Listen, I’m not going to tell any girl these days not to wear anything but body paint to attend Comic-con dressed as Captain Marvel apparently in support of PETA if that’s what she wants to do. If that’s what makes her happy, then we’re going to Comic-con!
No way I’d even think about attempting to convince Courtney Stodden not to sport this MARVELous look. See what I did there?
Oh my Lord, Courtney Stodden.
Apparently, the busty starlet and the people at PETA thought this whole body painting gimmick was a good way to encourage Comic-Con attendees to go vegan? We’re not going to complain about that one bit.
“Eating healthy makes me feel stronger and radiant,” Stodden says. “It’s like I’m a superhero! My super-power would be turning butchers into bakers!”
Whatever you say, Courtney. Whatever you say.
All I know is I’ll never thing about being a vegan the same way ever again. From now on, the mental image arising will forever be Courtney Stodden’s body paint-clad behemoth knockers.
Good looks, PETA.